Drinker's Chasers - Spider-Man: Brand New Trailer Reaction

&quot;How do you decide which parts of nature are good and bad?&quot;<br>What a terrible line. It&#39;s morally relativistic, which is cringe modern Hollywood already. But it&#39;s also spoken by Bruce Banner, the man who spent his entire MCU character arc suppressing the beast within. He very decidedly chose what parts of his nature are good and bad himself. <br><br>And Bruce doesn&#39;t know who Peter is here. It&#39;s just some random young man to him. For all he knows, Peter could be a predator, an arsonist, or a serial killer, begging him for some clue how to suppress those dark urges, and he just stands there and says &quot;Who are you to decide if those urges are bad?&quot; <br><br>Or Peter could be the child of some innocent victim of an early Hulk-out when Bruce truly was suppressing a mindless beast who killed indiscriminately. He could be like that mother in the beginning of Civil War, looking for some kind of solace in knowing that the man who killed his parents (and instead of being held in a prison for supervillains is celebrated by everyone as a hero and living his best life as a professor) at least regrets what he did or who he was, only to see this smug arsehole grinning ear to ear and telling him he&#39;s found enlightenment in moral relativism while hooking up with his college aged students. <br><br>If this was a trailer for a normal, non-superhero based movie from 30 years ago, that smug look Bruce makes looking over the top of his glasses after saying that line, I&#39;d point at the screen and predict &quot;That&#39;s the villain of the movie right there.&quot;

I&#39;ve liked every Spiderman, but this seems too much. Punisher, hulk, manspider, multiple other enemies, hand, possibly Jean grey/xmen AND chunk &amp; zendaya after they were written out of it? Maybe 20 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag...

More modern movie slop

How the heck does mark still have a job. Wasn’t he criticizing the Hollywood motherland ?

3 Spider men...<br><br>5 Bat men?

It&#39;s a patchwork of stories from the comics cobbled together. Too many players.

Ohhhh CAPTAIN TDS is in the film, well, that’s taken away 70% of my interest ın the fılm.

Why did “Despot” have his grandma’s bras drying, hanging from the door behind him? That is the ultimate bad framing I’ve ever seen so far. Jesus. <br><br>If he tries to explain those garments away, saying they ain’t no bras, he can’t explain the colors away… his inner woman showing? What man that had his balls drop wears those colors non-ironically!?

The eyes are likely mutating to become similar to spider eyes. They&#39;re probably surrounding him with scientists like Bruce Banner, and doc Connors could well be hiding too, because he&#39;ll need help reversing some of the radiation, or something along those lines

Man Spider.<br><br>Obviously.

I’m going to pass, I quit the MCU and Marvel after Endgame and I haven’t looked back.

So.. Spiderman trailer seems to be really good.. yeah but supergirl is still gonna be bad so let&#39;s talk about something we hate instead 😒

What Peter was doing was not Simping. Full stop.

Too bad we&#39;re not gonna get the comic storyline of Banner not knowing Peter is Spider-Man while the Hulk never forgot.....

Frumpy is not appealing

Just because you guys don&#39;t agree with Ruffalo&#39;s political statements or find him anoying it should not undermine your oppinion of his performance as an actor

Why is Banner human and what’s the device? Wasn’t he Professor Hulk last time?

Simp is being overused here

The black eyes are the man spider mutation in the comics I believe. Which I&#39;m actually interested in that one

He&#39;s turning into man spider.